Leo Daedalus is the United States Secretary of Prognostication, since his appointment by Donald Trump later this year.
As adorable social phenomena go, we’ve really been loving language repression. Here, Leo Daedalus updates the latest words you should cease using immediately.
“Bespoke porn” is the latest craze: dream up a porn fantasy and pay professionals to film it. Leo Daedalus tried to come up with some that have not already been done. It’s harder than you think. Because, Rule 34.
It’s okay to acknowledge when things haven’t worked out exactly as you might have hoped or imagined. Lessons learned.