Australian Paris Portingale wants to live in America. He relates the rejections trying to gain entry, and his desire to be sheriff.
Paris Portingale shares his year-end list of things that 2015 taught him, including options for protecting yourself in a knife fight.
Apropos to nobody asking, Paris Portingale weighs in with his predictions for the future … you know, sometime later-ish, and in no particular order.
Back when the original Star Trek series had its run, a young, twenty-something Paris Portingale tried to join the writing team … below is his long lost submission.
As researchers recently witnessed firsthand the rare devouring of a star, they are now closer to understanding the physics of black holes. Satirist Paris Portingale relates the same phenomenon regarding his son.