In Alabama, the Senate has okayed a police force with “all the powers of law enforcement” to protect a church of 4,000. Should be fine.
Well, the Oscars were god-awful until Warren Beatty gave the Best Picture award to the wrong movie. What else did you miss? Well … quite a bit.
The Life of Pablo may meet Uncle Joe in the 2020 election; with the news that Biden confirmed that he wouldn’t run, then that he refused to rule out that he wouldn’t. Yay politics.
Morning fudgin’ morning. Oh joy. What happened this past weekend? Well, The Merkelator will be back, Kanye had an early night, and Deloitte claims 99 problems but Trump not one (for Australia).
The vast number of social media check-ins at Standing Rock are appreciated by the demonstrators they are protecting, however, the dangers they face are larger than that.
Ethiopia stepped closer to sanctioned violence, the inquiry into Phil Hughes commenced, and the Internet fired back after Sunday’s “debate.”
Well, Hump Day. What happened while you were asleep? Ben Stiller opened up about his prostate cancer battle, Duterte did Duterte things, and everyone’s favorite lad, Martin Shkreli, wants to save the troll house that is 4chan.
Some of Trump’s tax return was leaked, Brexit meant Brexit, and Daniel Ricciardo drank from a shoe (please stop, Daniel).
Elon Musk is sending us all to Mars, which is great because our growth is the lowest it’s been since the GFO, and the Prez debate continues to make no sense.
Morning! What happened while you were asleep? Well, it’s a classic Monday. Peace in Syria was pushed to the distance, South Korea are prepared to kill Kim Jong Un, and a baseball star was taken too soon.