Morning! What happened while you were asleep? Well, it’s a classic Monday. Peace in Syria was pushed to the distance, South Korea are prepared to kill Kim Jong Un, and a baseball star was taken too soon.
The officer involved in the Tulsa shooting was charged, Yahoo admitted a massive hack, and Nike made good on a 1980s movie promise.
Emma Watson spoke eloquently at the UN, North Korea became less mysterious, and your sexual prowling received a soundtrack. Huzzah.
Good Hump Day to you. The NY bomber’s dad dimed on his son, Brangelina split (Brexit II), and Trump Jr. was skittled for his Skittles comment.
Oh Monday, you brute. What happened while you were asleep? Well, the NY attacks are now terrorism, but not IS, Manchester lost to Watford (cue the lols), and the actress who brought us Liesl, left us.
A Saudi teen pushes for an emoji that looks like her, the Internet complains about iOS 10 update, and stem cell research takes another step forward.
David Cameron quit (again), Daniel Radcliffe may be Potter once more, and a record number of people decided not to pay for Narcos.
Hillary gave us “FaintGate” and may be replaced, Juno brought back more holiday snaps, and the NT elected its first female-majority cabinet.
Friday. What happened while you were asleep? Air China went full racist, Ryan Lochte was slapped with an inhuman ban, and a British woman grew a beard for awareness.
Rodrigo Duterte went the full Eminem, science discovered a sixth sense, and Michael Jackson returned from the grave (again).