Mark Thompson

A Real Mindf*ck: Marry Smarter, Live Longer

According to science, those who marry the smarter among us can stave off dementia. However, for my own sexual thirst, driven from intelligence, marriage doesn't have to enter into it …   Call me pretentious, call me odd. Maybe I'm not right upstairs. But there's nothing I like more in the morning than gripping two handfuls of bae's Double D's: ... Read the full article
Mark Thompson

Mark Thompson lives in regional NSW working by day in an accounting firm, and by night lives and breathes being a food and wine snob. He hopes to one day be a food critic or at the very least, meet Maggie Beer.

Speaking on Behalf of The “Anxious” Generation

We, the anxious Millennials, are derided for being delusional, self-centered, and medicated. We, however, see this as an adequate avenue of tolerating the world being left to us.

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