Paris Portingale

I Think I Might Have Leprosy, or Maybe Cancer

Paris Portingale shares about his recent trips to the doctors and how he might possibly have leprosy or cancer, or both.   I saw a new doctor a few weeks ago, Dr. Westerly. I was under a ban by my normal doctor, Dr. Watson, and Dr. Westerly was next in the phone book. Anyway, I told Dr. Westerly that I thought I had leprosy. He said, “What makes ... Read the full article
Paris Portingale

Paris Portingale is a writer and dog owner. While having a somewhat indifferent attitude towards abstemious self-restraint, he does follow the safe guidelines of four standard drinks a day, although his standards are a great deal higher than most, certainly the medical profession’s. Paris is visited often in the night by God, and the meetings are anything but pleasant.

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