Paris Portingale

Black Hole Swallows a Star and Burps up a Greedy Son

(Credit: NASA/Goddard Space Flight Center/Swift)
As researchers recently witnessed firsthand the rare devouring of a star, they are now closer to understanding the physics of black holes. Satirist Paris Portingale relates the same phenomenon regarding his son.   There is a new theory that suggests black holes aren’t exactly what Einstein predicted in his general relativity theory. It says that as a ... Read the full article
Paris Portingale

Paris Portingale is a writer and dog owner. While having a somewhat indifferent attitude towards abstemious self-restraint, he does follow the safe guidelines of four standard drinks a day, although his standards are a great deal higher than most, certainly the medical profession’s. Paris is visited often in the night by God, and the meetings are anything but pleasant.

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