Paris Portingale

Predictions for the Future

Apropos to nobody asking, Paris Portingale weighs in with his predictions for the future … you know, sometime later-ish, and in no particular order.   Flying cars. Everyone is going to have a flying car. It’s going to be chaos up there. I’m not going to get one. You have a crash up there, you’re not walking away from that one. Oh, who am I ... Read the full article
Paris Portingale

Paris Portingale is a writer and dog owner. While having a somewhat indifferent attitude towards abstemious self-restraint, he does follow the safe guidelines of four standard drinks a day, although his standards are a great deal higher than most, certainly the medical profession’s. Paris is visited often in the night by God, and the meetings are anything but pleasant.

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