Paris Portingale shares a year in the life of his idiot brother-in-law Ray. Part two of this four-part series shows Ray pondering a flat earth, the Shroud of Turin, and joining his local golf club.
Paris Portingale shares a year in the life of his idiot brother-in-law Ray. Part one of this four-part series shows Ray inventing a flying lawnmower, celebrating a birthday, and not surviving dinosaurs.
Paris Portingale breaks down the great poet Lord Byron, some arsehole he knows named Byron that he calls Brian instead, and how photography came to be.
Doesn’t it feel like there’s been a huge surge of unsolicited phone calls lately? Paris Portingale offers a couple of scripts for how to answer those in the future.
President Trump addressed the NRA and Paris Portingale breaks down the history of weaponry as only he can. Be thankful there’s no pocket-sized nuclear missile. Yet.
Paris Portingale shares about his recent trips to the doctors and how he might possibly have leprosy or cancer, or both.
Paris Portingale saves you a bunch of time by summarizing what he heard his friends say about the important bits in Fire and Fury. You’re welcome.
Paris Portingale waxes poetic about the magical time of Christmas, the love of family and friends, and the giving and receiving of gifts. And then there’s the truth of it.
Paris Portingale provides perspective on Trump’s swearing in and Trump’s access to nuclear weapons in the only way Portingale can, by comparing him to his brother-in-law Ray.
You, too, probably have a family member like Ray. And you’ll see them around the holidays. This is an ode to all the Rays in our families. Part 3 of 3.