President Trump addressed the NRA and Paris Portingale breaks down the history of weaponry as only he can. Be thankful there’s no pocket-sized nuclear missile. Yet.
Paris Portingale shares about his recent trips to the doctors and how he might possibly have leprosy or cancer, or both.
Paris Portingale saves you a bunch of time by summarizing what he heard his friends say about the important bits in Fire and Fury. You’re welcome.
Here are a series of leaked memos detailing how one college is navigating sexual harassment and misbehavior among faculty members and their students.
Leo Daedalus is the United States Secretary of Prognostication, since his appointment by Donald Trump later this year.
It’s Christmas night at the White House and all is seemingly not well. The President is having a time-traveling crisis of confidence. But will it change his tune?
One particularly religious manager is in hot water after following the Old Testament to the letter, smiting his entire staff for turning up on the Sabbath.
In her latest exclusive, Ivanka expresses her frustration that the only authoritative source likely to confirm her Dad’s standing as the Greatest U.S. President Ever is him.
A recent shark attack in Tampa Bay almost spooled out of control. Fortunately, a man packing his own shark was well within his rights to save the day.
As adorable social phenomena go, we’ve really been loving language repression. Here, Leo Daedalus updates the latest words you should cease using immediately.