I’m an appalling person with bad habits. I’m late, I gossip, I procrastinate. But according to a pile of studies, I’m actually a genius. Yay, Science.
As it stands, we have a great fear of allowing our devices more access to parts of our body. However, that’s not cool, as they’re here to worm their way into our hearts. Literally.
Good news! Science has discovered the reasons why you spent your birthday alone. Unfortunately, it seems you might be a terrible person.
Through the medium of nanotechnology, science has created a patch that will quietly reduce your love handles. The future is here.
A recent study proved that marital satisfaction can be improved with the Prozac of pleasant imagery. So, perhaps for the wife’s birthday, you can print out pictures of those dogs she likes.
According to a recent study from Japan, food will somehow taste better by literally watching yourself eat. Yeah, me neither.
Noted everything Lawrence Krauss shares an ale with the Sci-gasm lads this week to opine on the mysteries of the universe. And Star Trek.
According to science, those who marry the smarter among us can stave off dementia. However, for my own sexual thirst, driven from intelligence, marriage doesn’t have to enter into it …
The fountain of youth does exist. Unfortunately, its true location lies on the borders of the duckface.
Where do the anti-vaccine, pro-disease crowd turn to for professional advice? A television doctor, of course.