What the elf? Inspired by the site Santa Update, Jason Zenobia reveals some names for Santa’s elves that didn’t make the “nice” list.
Imagine the brainstorming meeting that resulted in the creation of elf names for the Santa tracking website, Santa Update. Drinks were probably flowing, employees were getting tipsy, and since the number one rule for brainstorming is that “there are no bad ideas” everything that was said ended up on the whiteboard.
And then, the next day, once the alcohol wore off and the coffee kicked in, it was time to review the results of all that brainstorming and choose which ones to throw out.
Below, the elf names that did not make the cut … we’re not sure why.