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Cards Against Humanity Buys up Land So Trump Can’t Build His Border Wall

No longer just a game for terrible people, Cards Against Humanity has now looked to join forces with it, hatching a plot to stop Trump.


The long-time eroder of the walls of decency around your mom, Cards Against Humanity, has decided to take on another questionable one, taking aim at Donald Trump’s promise of a border wall between the United States and Mexican border.

The form of the spanner is dirt as the company has purchased a plot of land on the border making it difficult to make all the concrete join up, you know, to make a wall.

A statement on the Cards Against Humanity website, put it thusly:

“Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans,” a passage on the site reads. “He is so afraid that he wants to build a twenty-billion dollar wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing. So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.”



“On Day 1, all Cards Against Humanity Saves America recipients will get an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of our promise to fight the wall, some new cards, and a few other surprises.”

However, there was a finite number of chances in which to donate and in turn become a problem. They have already sold out, but you can read their hilarious FAQs. And, in case you were taking their effort too seriously, here’s a recent USA Today article putting out the flames of their claims.




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