Pablo Skolnick and Corie Skolnick

Desto3: Postcards from The Middle East: Egypt

(The Pyramids of Giza)

The Desto3 team spent the end of 2019 traveling throughout the Middle East. Join us virtually until you can go yourself. The final stop of this journey? Egypt

 

Legend has it (and this could be just good old fashioned tourist industry PR, who can know for certain?) that if you see the pyramids of Giza, and then you climb up one of the pyramids, and then you descend into the burial tomb inside the pyramid, all while holding fast in your heart and mind your fondest wish—well, accomplishing all three will grant that wish.

 

The Sphinx with the body of a Lion and the Face of a Man

Okay, call me a sucker but with the small, small price of only EGP 100 (US$6.41) I descended into the burial chamber of King Khafre. His remains, of course, were no longer in residence, the tombs of Giza having been raided and emptied centuries ago by unnamed persons. Even the limestone façade was ripped off to use in later construction by others in need of quality pyramid making materials. There was in fact not so much as a gum wrapper inside the tomb. Clean as a whistle, it was.

You have to bend over to gain access to the burial chamber as the passage down into the tomb is only about four feet high. It’s narrow too, and steep. Your descent is aided by wooden slats nailed into the steep decline, but if you have even the slightest claustrophobia this means of acquiring your heart’s desire is most definitely NOT recommended. (Try pulling apart a wishbone with a friend or wishing upon a star or whatnot. Try anything that is some other non-tiny-passageway method of achieving fruition of your most sincere wish. I, myself, would not repeat this endeavor and almost turned back halfway down, but six bucks is six bucks, so down I went.)

 

An Egyptian couple visiting the site of the ancient pyramids

So, you’ve already figured out that King Khafre (who ruled ancient Egypt during the 4th dynastic period from c. 2558 to 2532 BC ) was the guy buried inside the pyramid—hence the Pyramid of King Khafre—but Khafre had four wives and god knows how many kids, so, it’s entirely possible that, once upon a time, more than a few mummies were entombed inside this pyramid. It must have been close quarters however you look at it.

One thing about the Pharaohs, they had a keen interest in the afterlife. It certainly does give one pause to stand in Giza, where most of the famous pyramids stand, and recall that the construction of these pyramids, and the burial “benches” too, was all to facilitate the transition of the pharaohs from this life into the next. It begs the question, who were these guys and how did they convince their Fourth Dynastic Period cohorts that they were worthy of this effort? Thousands upon thousands of “workers” and “slaves” perished while building the pyramids of ancient Egypt.

 

 

Who the rulers of ancient Egypt were and how did they convince everybody that they were godlike is beyond the scope of this Desto. That’s what Google is for. Meanwhile, if you are an historian (a serious one), then you’d best high tail it over to Egypt asap because Egypt is the cradle of civilization. (I know, I know, the Persians say that Persia, now Iran, claims that distinction, but, yeah, no, there’s a reason everybody is still lining up, five thousand years after the fact, to visit all these Egyptian antiquities.) If it isn’t on that guy’s list of 100 things to do before you die, it should be. And, while you’re there, I wholeheartedly recommend one of those fancy cruises down the Nile River. Just nothing at all bad about that, even if, like me, you are not a huge fan of cruises. These boats are generally small occupancy ships (100-150 passengers) with a very high staff-to-passenger ratio so you will be pampered within an inch of your life, and that kind of grows on you.

 

Island of Agilka

Local market in Aswan

I suppose there are alternative ways to get to Aswan from Cairo but we flew because that’s just how we do. A tour of the Aswan High Dam and the romantic Philae Temple (accessed by little ferry boats, occupancy four) on the Island of Agilka gives you the quick and dirty tour of Aswan (don’t miss the unfinished Obelisque because you can scamper unimpeded by hordes of tourists up to a truly magnificent view—all the while hearing the ubiquitous calls to prayer. It’s very moving and sets the mood for what’s to come in the days ahead.

 

The romantic and majestic Philae Temple on the Island of Agilka

So, what is to come? An early morning sail to Kom Ombo where sits the Temple of Kom Ombo. This temple is, in terms of ancient history, much much newer than the Pyramids of Giza. More than two thousand years newer. Originally constructed to honor two gods—Sobek, the crocodile god, and Horus, the falcon god—the temple was obscured by river floodwaters and sand and, except for a period of use by Coptic Christians, the ruins of the temple went unused for centuries upon centuries. It wasn’t until the end of the nineteenth century that the French archeologist and mining engineer, Jean Jacques de Morgan, undertook to unearth and restore the temple to its present state. Notably, Morgan reported that much of the damage to the reliefs inside the temple was rendered by the Coptic Christians who defaced them, probably out of a misplaced sense of piety. Too judgy? I don’t know. Who does that? I mean, geez, have a little respect for history, no?

It reminded me of one of those lesser temples in Cambodia, Ta Prohm, that was originally built as a Hindu temple and over the centuries was occupied by various other religious groups who, every single one of them, felt a need to render at least a modicum of destruction to the structure’s carvings and artistry, so as to leave their own mark, I suppose. These territorial defacements are not the finest moments of the world religions if you ask me. Also, see: religious wars and religious persecutions. But, this is just me. If you travel broadly, you just have to face the facts of man’s unfathomable intolerance and near constant inhumanity to mankind, and also the human propensity to be destructive rather than constructive. Most often in the name of some deity or religion. It’s a bummer, but it goes with the territory of travel. Human beings are just shitty to each other a lot of the time. You gotta suck it up and move on.

And so, we did.

 

Queeen Hatchepsut Temple – one of the ancient tombs in the Valley of the Kings

The Famous Bearded Female Pharaoh Hatshepsut

Temple of Kom Ombo, dedicated to the crocodile-god Sobek

Two locals enjoying shisha at a local hookah bar

 

Speaking of world religions, no sojourn among them is complete without a visit to the Temple of Karnack, referred to by some (our guide) as “the mother of all religious buildings.” It’s been around for 4,000 plus years as a place of pilgrimage. In ancient times, it was connected to the Luxor Temple by an avenue of sphinxes. Long gone now and what a shame that is. (See above for comments on wanton destruction of ancient art, and also: What does one do with a purloined sphinx?)

 

Inside the tombs at the Valley of the Kings in Luxor

Luxor Temple

 

If you’ve been to Egypt yourself, you’ve no doubt visited the Valley of the Dead. You’ve heard more than you ever wanted to know about mummification. For those of you who haven’t yet spent a few days in the presence of an Egyptologist, let me enlighten you. The ancient royals’ obsession with life after death is documented thoroughly there in the Valley of the Dead. Here’s just some of what we know from that documentation.

First, not just any old body could be preserved as a mummy with the intent to make it into the afterlife in your earthly incarnation. You had to be either one of the royals, one of their priests or priestesses (naturally), or a commoner with a LOT of cash. In order to avoid the problem of rotting organs, the mummified clients were parted from their brains, lungs, stomachs, livers, and kidneys. These were stored nearby in alabaster containers that looked a lot like ordinary flower vases. Alabaster has the property to naturally preserve decomposing flesh, you see. (It also looks pretty when you insert a candle in it, circa 2020.)

 

Alabaster vase used as a lampshade

If you were lucky enough to be a king or even a queen back in the day, the evidence is that the folks in charge of such things would remove your brain from your nose holes. Any lesser royals, like the kids, they would drill a hole in your skull and take your brain out that way. (I had a lot of questions about brain mass in relation to nose hole size, etc., but suffice it to say here that my curiosity is not always appreciated by everyone in the international guiding community.)

The next step was to stuff the corpse full of tobacco which is a natural preservative. No opinions were rendered about the people who later thought to stick the same stuff into a pipe and smoke it, thus killing annually about a half million Americans alone in its heyday. It’s enough to say that the plant was relatively benign in ancient Egypt and considered a sacred substance. (I’ve known a few smokers who would tell you the same thing, but that’s a story for another day we’ll save for when I get around to Stuff That Kills YouAn Incomplete History of Substance Abuse.)

 

Mummy in the Egyptian Museum

Mummy of a child

So, now you know that it was good to be royal in ancient Egypt, especially if you were afraid that death was THE END. They went to extraordinary lengths to get to the hereafter, encumbered as they were with all their worldly goods, should there indeed be a hereafter. And by “extraordinary,” I mean thousands upon thousands of slaves who were blindfolded while working so that they couldn’t tell anyone where the mummies were.

It didn’t work, though, as a strategy. Most of the slaves died toiling in the 130-degree heat while digging the tombs and then they got buried in the valley, too. (Unceremoniously, however.) The ones that didn’t perish must have squealed because all the tombs were raided and plundered except for that of Tutenkamen, the boy king of Egypt, whose mummy and riches were not discovered until 1922. Those of the boy king were subsequently carted around the world for folks to gawk at for a fee and now reside again in Cairo in the Egypt Museum (worth a visit, especially now that the NEW and improved Egypt museum is open for business).

I think our timing was good in that we saved the boy king’s stuff for our last full day in Cairo after visiting all the other famous sites. You really get a sense of what a big damn deal it was to find his remains. One wonders where all those other mummies and all the goodies that were buried with them are now. And where, pray tell, are all the souls who perished building their pyramids and their temples? Where ARE they now? Don’t you wonder? And where are we the living headed behind them?

 

 

Such wonderment nicely bookended our Middle Eastern trip. The vast stars in the sky of the Wadi Rum Desert in Jordan on the front end and the countless corpses of ancient Egypt on the backend. Mere corpses now but, at one time, beings who were obsessed with an afterlife. Stardust to stardust so to speak. I’ll leave you with this song lyric from the incomparable Dan Fogelberg who more often than not fuels my musings on life and love and the meaning of it all after a trip that summons such profound speculation about life, the meaning of it, and what sort of afterlife there might be.

“Love when you can, cry when you have to, be who you must, that’s a part of the plan. Await your arrival with simple survival, and one day we’ll all understand.”

Amen, Dan. And R.I.P.

 

 

First published by the travel guide Desto3 and republished with permission.

 

Pablo Skolnick and Corie Skolnick

Pablo Skolnick has visited and photographed over 130 independent countries. His wife/collaborator, Corie, has sent postcards from half of them. Together they lead the teams at the travel website, Desto3.com. Find Pablo's work at www.PabloSkolnick.com, www.Desto3.com, and Instagram @pabloskolnick. Corie's novels, ORFAN and AMERICA'S MOST ELIGIBLE are available from any bookseller. She has contributions to the adoption anthologies ADOPTION THERAPY and ADOPTION REUNION IN THE SOCIAL MEDIA AGE, in Nailed Magazine, and on the podcast THRILLS AND MYSTERY. She is a San Diego State University Hugh C. Hyde Living Writers choice and will Skype for free at any book club that adopts one of her novels. (This offer expires as soon as it becomes a pain in the ass.) THE BAFFLED KING will be published by India Street Press in 2021.

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