I’ve had it with you guys. We should see other vernacular formulas. And now, like a carefree sociopathic widower, I’m excited to get out there and try new things.
I Am So Offended by This Joke
Leo Daedalus endures the worst, most injurious jokes so you don’t have to. One joke even sent him to the hospital.
Top Ten Reasons Not to Vote
Leo Daedalus, tongue planted firmly in cheek, offers up the Top Ten reasons to not vote in this year’s elections.
The Year Ahead in Advance Hindsight
Leo Daedalus is the United States Secretary of Prognostication, since his appointment by Donald Trump later this year.
Today’s Language Purge Update
As adorable social phenomena go, we’ve really been loving language repression. Here, Leo Daedalus updates the latest words you should cease using immediately.
Devastatingly Original Custom Porn Scenarios
“Bespoke porn” is the latest craze: dream up a porn fantasy and pay professionals to film it. Leo Daedalus tried to come up with some that have not already been done. It’s harder than you think. Because, Rule 34.
I Now Regret My Optimism about Trump and Acute Septicemia
It’s okay to acknowledge when things haven’t worked out exactly as you might have hoped or imagined. Lessons learned.