Speaking for the “binge-watch” generation, unlike previous social movements built around drug culture, our high will never end. Forever new, forever solitary.
Super Bowl 54: A Very Confused Recap
Have you ever wondered what American Football, more specifically the Super Bowl, looks like to the rest of the world? Wonder no more.
Broken Home Improvement: Life Lessons From Al Borland
During a YouTube binge, I discovered something. Al from Home Improvement is the man I should have been. I should have taken his lessons on board, instead of laughing at him.
Joaquin’s “Joker” Is No Laughing Matter
Joaquin’s Joker is an ugly, purposeless film, one that attempts to take us through the transformation into pure evil, but comes up well short.
Are You a Radical Pundamentalist?
Puns. They’re not hurting anyone, right? Wrong. Radical pundamentalist joke killers are on the rise, and you could be next.
It’s Not the Future—We’ve Been Fantasizing About Sexbots for a Century
Fully functioning sexbots are only a decade away, but the concept of the carnal robot has long taken root in our fiction. We should be ashamed of ourselves.
I Root: This Millennial’s Thoughts on Plant Parenthood
In a completely original move, I’ve decided to get into house plants. However, with so many millennials gleefully entering plant parenthood, I think I know why.
When a Celebrity Dies, We Talk About Ourselves
On March 4th, we lost the frontman of The Prodigy and the hottest man in 90210. With celebrity death comes our social media farewells. Disappointingly, we’re discussing the wrong issue.
People Who Love Robots Are “Digisexuals” – This Is Why We Should Fear Them
Those who openly love robots are called “digisexuals,” but it is their rise that is interesting, as it was predictable. Also, questionable.
Why I Feel Unworthy to Father My Child
Very shortly, I will be a father. The only problem is, I don’t think I’m up to it. My partner has made the jump, but I’m unsure how.