Very shortly, I will be a father. The only problem is, I don’t think I’m up to it. My partner has made the jump, but I’m unsure how.
Yeezy Take a Bow: The Fallacy of Hating Kanye and Morrissey
The internet lost all of its mind over Kanye West’s love for Donald Trump. However, in the example of him and Morrissey, I don’t think we’re really that mad.
Slow Walkers? They’ve Got Nothing on Those Unpredictable Walkers
Everyone hates slow walkers, but you know what? Compared to these bastards, they’re borderline saints.
Governments to Crack down on Cryptocurrency and Social Media
2017 finished with cryptocurrency and social media ruling the roost. But, in the spirit of “new year, new me,” governments all over the world are cracking down.
McCain Accidentally Validates Trump’s Draft Dodging in Televised Rant
John McCain’s vociferous attack on Donald Trump dodging the draft highlighted a rather towering double standard. In fact, he might have validated Trump’s actions.
A Strange History of Three Dictators Far Crazier Than Kim Jong-un
As that old saying goes, absolute power corrupts absolutely. So let us be mindful in judging the follow dictators and their very odd personal quirks.
Kittenfishing: The Dating Crime We’re All Guilty Of
That thing we all do now has a label. “Kittenfishing” is the official term of misrepresenting yourself online as a way to hook bae. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Study: Prolonged Sitting Results in Prolonged Death
According to a recent study, the longer you sit behind a desk, the quicker death will come to you. Nihilists aside, this is troubling. But will we change? No.
Study: Improve Your Rubbish Cooking by Watching Yourself Eat
According to a recent study from Japan, food will somehow taste better by literally watching yourself eat. Yeah, me neither.
A Real Mindf*ck: Marry Smarter, Live Longer
According to science, those who marry the smarter among us can stave off dementia. However, for my own sexual thirst, driven from intelligence, marriage doesn’t have to enter into it …
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