The consensus is that 2019 sucked. However, positives did occur, so best not to look back in anger, people.
The Lessons and Mysteries of the Oldest Videos on YouTube
On YouTube, nothing is original, but everything lasts forever. Therefore, if we leaf through its oldest testaments, we can see the genesis of today’s lumbering beast.
Redditor Discovers the Sorrowful Messages Left in Minecraft Servers
One Redditor has decided to data mine the great cavernous expanses of long-abandoned Minecraft servers. What he found is rather curious indeed.
Ten Tips to Making Resolutions That Will Actually Stick
The new year resolution. A time-honored exercise in futility. However, things can actually be different this year … if you follow the advice of one psychologist.
Three Possible Icons That Could Retroactively Trigger Us in 2018
Last year, we took down Ross Geller from Friends and Ian Fleming’s 007. I’ve discovered three more that may trigger us.
Science Creates Artificial Skin That Can Regenerate Itself
Over in Colorado, those of science have created an artificial skin that can not only heal itself but also possess the same sense of touch we do.
Trending Theory Believes Every Object We Abuse Is Conscious
Good news! That door you slam every morning probably wants to kill you … if a new theory is to be believed.
Twitter Believes Tom Brady Lost the Super Bowl Because He’s Actually Melania Trump
So, Tom Brady lost the Super Bowl. Luckily, the internet has figured out why: He’s actually Melania Trump. Huge, if true.
In Japan, This Man Will Pretend to Be Your Dad for $275
In the informed streets of Japan, not having a dad is no longer a problem. Not because they’re enlightened, but because you can hire one.
Roald and His Giant Legacy: The Big Smoke Pays Tribute to the Fantastic Mr. Dahl
This week marks the 101st birthday of the peerless Roald Dahl. In an effort to articulate what he meant, we asked our young (and young at heart) writers to honor him.