According to one body of research, those who took to the internet to shoot down the “5G spread the coronavirus” conspiracy theory actually helped it gain traction.
American Charged With Terror Offense After Licking Toiletries
Perhaps proving that America remains the greatest producer of stupid, one citizen was charged with a terror threat after he licked toiletries in Walmart.
The Japanese Art of Buying Books and Never Reading Them
“Tsundoku” is the Japanese art of buying books and never reading them. However, the size of your library is irrelevant, as long as you haven’t read anything in it.
Parents Who Allow Kids Screen Time Spend More Time Together
As it turns out, parents who allow devices in the household actually see an increase in the time the family spends together. There is a slight caveat, however.
Coronavirus Forces Tom Hanks to Endure Australia’s Gold Coast
So far, the coronavirus has been handled relatively sensibly. However, the pandemic has now turned Tom Hanks into a Toolie and forbade any travel to Europe. Fun fun.
Biden Shocks on Super Tuesday As Sanders Feels the Burn
In a case of déjà vu, Bernie Sanders has been trumped on Super Tuesday by a party favorite that has no platform, or vision. Yay, America!
Mike Pence Believes Smoking Isn’t Dangerous; He Will Steer America’s Coronavirus Response
Mike Pence, a man who claims smoking isn’t dangerous, is now in charge of the health of 327 million Americans. Should be fine.
Shakespeare Invented So Many Words, You Can Murder Him With Them
To many, William Shakespeare is an antiquated hack. I certainly thought so, until I discovered how many common words he authored.
They See Him Rolling, They Hating: Why Hip-Hop Hates the Tesla
Hip-hop has long been about the cool cars we can’t afford. However, it seems that they view Elon Musk’s Tesla as particularly wack.
House Impeaches Trump Over “Abuse of Power”
It’s official, Donald Trump has been impeached by the House for abusing the powers he was granted as President.