So far, the coronavirus has been handled relatively sensibly. However, the pandemic has now turned Tom Hanks into a Toolie and forbade any travel to Europe. Fun fun.
In a case of déjà vu, Bernie Sanders has been trumped on Super Tuesday by a party favorite that has no platform, or vision. Yay, America!
Mike Pence, a man who claims smoking isn’t dangerous, is now in charge of the health of 327 million Americans. Should be fine.
To many, William Shakespeare is an antiquated hack. I certainly thought so, until I discovered how many common words he authored.
Hip-hop has long been about the cool cars we can’t afford. However, it seems that they view Elon Musk’s Tesla as particularly wack.
It’s official, Donald Trump has been impeached by the House for abusing the powers he was granted as President.
“Live, Laugh, Love” may be the maxim that powers Karens worldwide, but the true author of the quote has been ignored by history’s recollections.
Honestly, if Facebook was a partner, we would have left it years ago. Yet, after repeatedly breaking our trust, we remain. Tsk tsk tsk.
America’s European ambassador confirmed that Donald Trump did indeed push the Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden or their military aid would be cut.
The cruel reign of the dentist may soon be over, as researchers have managed to artificially grow tooth enamel.