So far, the coronavirus has been handled relatively sensibly. However, the pandemic has now turned Tom Hanks into a Toolie and forbade any travel to Europe. Fun fun.
Biden Shocks on Super Tuesday As Sanders Feels the Burn
In a case of déjà vu, Bernie Sanders has been trumped on Super Tuesday by a party favorite that has no platform, or vision. Yay, America!
Mike Pence Believes Smoking Isn’t Dangerous; He Will Steer America’s Coronavirus Response
Mike Pence, a man who claims smoking isn’t dangerous, is now in charge of the health of 327 million Americans. Should be fine.
Shakespeare Invented So Many Words, You Can Murder Him With Them
To many, William Shakespeare is an antiquated hack. I certainly thought so, until I discovered how many common words he authored.
They See Him Rolling, They Hating: Why Hip-Hop Hates the Tesla
Hip-hop has long been about the cool cars we can’t afford. However, it seems that they view Elon Musk’s Tesla as particularly wack.
House Impeaches Trump Over “Abuse of Power”
It’s official, Donald Trump has been impeached by the House for abusing the powers he was granted as President.
The Morbid, Mirthless, Hateful Story Behind “Live, Laugh, Love”
“Live, Laugh, Love” may be the maxim that powers Karens worldwide, but the true author of the quote has been ignored by history’s recollections.
If You Think You’ve Given Facebook Enough Chances, Here’s How to Quit It
Honestly, if Facebook was a partner, we would have left it years ago. Yet, after repeatedly breaking our trust, we remain. Tsk tsk tsk.
Trump Impeachment Heats Up As Quid Pro Quo Confirmed
America’s European ambassador confirmed that Donald Trump did indeed push the Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden or their military aid would be cut.
The Whole Tooth: Scientists Create False Enamel, Kill Off Dentistry
The cruel reign of the dentist may soon be over, as researchers have managed to artificially grow tooth enamel.