Paris Portingale

On Death: A Piano to the Head

Paris Portingale goes to the doctor to learn more about death, and whether or not you can die from nothing.   A lot of people die of heart attacks. A lot of people die of cancer. A lot of people die of falling off something, but generally this can be avoided by not getting on anything in the first place. Heart attacks are a funny thing though. You ... Read the full article
Paris Portingale

Paris Portingale is a writer and dog owner. While having a somewhat indifferent attitude towards abstemious self-restraint, he does follow the safe guidelines of four standard drinks a day, although his standards are a great deal higher than most, certainly the medical profession’s. Paris is visited often in the night by God, and the meetings are anything but pleasant.

16 Songs for February 2016

Jesse Valencia burns you a new mixtape of 16 songs to close the month of February 2016.