The consensus is that 2019 sucked. However, positives did occur, so best not to look back in anger, people.
Call it research, or perhaps sadism, but I’ve watched every Hallmark Christmas in existence. I have emerged, clued in, but numb. So very numb.
“Live, Laugh, Love” may be the maxim that powers Karens worldwide, but the true author of the quote has been ignored by history’s recollections.
The organizer pulled out, the Air Force told attendees not to come to Area 51, but on this day, goddamn it, they made it. Well, one at least.
Being taken seriously is an important part of life. But just like moving a futon, it’s needlessly difficult. So, here are five easy routes to get there fast. Seriously.
I have something to admit. I live for the low blows and logically-inept battleground of Internet comment boxes. I know it’s a war where nothing is ever won, but I shoulder arms nonetheless.
It’s not just me, right? I’m of the mind that we’ve given ourselves over to stupidity. And I’ve got the Internet research to prove it.
I’m busy, you’re busy. However, if you manage to have some free time, why not learn something for once? Or don’t, we’re not your mom.
On March 4th, we lost the frontman of The Prodigy and the hottest man in 90210. With celebrity death comes our social media farewells. Disappointingly, we’re discussing the wrong issue.