Sam Grittner

A Complete Timeline of Them Not Returning Your Text

So, you send them a text. So, they don’t text back. I always wondered why, until I figured it all out.   If you’re anything like me, you constantly dream about transforming into the ocean and replacing all your friends with a variety of animals that exclusively play jazz and only pass judgment on the elements. You also text people and it drives you ... Read the full article
Sam Grittner

Sam Grittner is a writer and stand-up comedian currently residing in Brooklyn, New York. He has written for Playboy.com and the International Business Times. His monthly stand-up show, “We’re All Gonna Die Tonight,” is returning in December.

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