O, the lovers we covet, those with large bookcases and hard covers. Book people. If you have your eye on one but are short in the knowledge department, worry not, for we can bluff you through it.
A List of Books I Routinely Pretend to Have Read
I may not have read many things, but at least the list I’ve pretended to have read is far longer. Come now, don’t judge … I’ve already taken care of that.