As families rise and fall in America, so does her industry. Today we salute the once thriving, but now sadly arid waterbed scene.
The U.S. Government has let the cat out of the bag. Yes, everything is a conspiracy. But that’s exactly what they’d want us to think.
Oh, Reddit. You’re like the Judge Judy of my cynical heart. Sentence me with your jagged rulings. This week, I trudge through what can be learned from that e-courtroom.
The humble goldfish now outranks our attention spans. But, who cares? We’ve explained the benefits in easy-to-compute, eight-second snippets.
How do you make the jump from naive farm boy to rebel hero? By asking questions. Lots of questions.
Another Friday is upon us. Here’s some garbage from Reddit to speed the clock, featuring inedible processed food!
Blergh. Is it Friday yet? We’ve found a person who shares our collective feels—the grumpy, anti-birthday girl, our hero, Flossie Dickey.