Ivanka Trump muscling in on the G20 annoyed the internet so much, they decided to flay Daddy’s little diplomat through the medium of Photoshop.
Ivanka: Time Will Not Weary Dad, for Only He Can Judge Him
In her latest exclusive, Ivanka expresses her frustration that the only authoritative source likely to confirm her Dad’s standing as the Greatest U.S. President Ever is him.
Ivanka: Going South with North Korea
As tempers reignite with North Korea, we spoke to our resident White House snitch to hand over the nuclear-grade secrets.
Ivanka: Nothing Could Be Father from the Truth
It’s been a rather divisive week in the Trump household, so we asked our resident snitch, Ivanka, to shed some light on proceedings.
From the Desk of Ivanka: 19 Reasons Why Dad Couldn’t Make America Great Again at the G20
In her latest exclusive communiqué to The Big Smoke, Ivanka details the G20 wrap-up meeting she held with her Dad.
From the Desk of Ivanka: Some Countries Are Born Great, but One Has Had Trump Thrust upon It
Ivanka has just sent in this exclusive personal account of last week’s White House meeting of the President’s inner circle.
The “Weak” in U.S. Politics: August 8th 2016
Donald Trump and Eric Trump seem to have a phenomenal misunderstanding of the characteristics and motivation behind sexual harassment. Alexandra Tselios schools them.
The Republican National Convention 2016: A Complete Recap
Nicholas Harrington covered the Republican National Convention (from his living room) so you didn’t have to endure it. You’re most welcome.