In Sean Davis’s latest Dispatches From the Apocalypse, he explains how Johnny Depp, DaBaby, Nicki Minaj, and time-traveling road warriors have saved us all.
I Saw the News Today: The funding for the Paralympics was spent on renovations, China confused us all, and the Depp/Heard divorce was finalized.
Ahoy rabid Reddit fans! The most meaningless day of the week slips around so fast, doesn’t it? Check out this rubbish we brought back from the internet dump …
The “Weak” in U.S. Politics: Cruz shouts in Spanish at Rubio, more damn emails, and we say bye-bye to Carly Fiorina wondering if her departure is the death of conservative feminism.