Paris Portingale drinks. He and God hang out. Here’s a recent conversation between them where Paris asks God the meaning of it all.
We asked humorist Paris Portingale to list all of the best things about being in a long-term relationship, and then he gave us one.
Paris Portingale examines the story of Easter and how sad it was to lose Jesus. Like Old Yeller sad.
Paris Portingale goes to the doctor to learn more about death, and whether or not you can die from nothing.
Australian Paris Portingale wants to live in America. He relates the rejections trying to gain entry, and his desire to be sheriff.
Paris Portingale shares his year-end list of things that 2015 taught him, including options for protecting yourself in a knife fight.
Apropos to nobody asking, Paris Portingale weighs in with his predictions for the future … you know, sometime later-ish, and in no particular order.
Back when the original Star Trek series had its run, a young, twenty-something Paris Portingale tried to join the writing team … below is his long lost submission.
As researchers recently witnessed firsthand the rare devouring of a star, they are now closer to understanding the physics of black holes. Satirist Paris Portingale relates the same phenomenon regarding his son.