Growing up is hard. If you’re reminiscing over the past of late and finding it tricky to be an adult, well, fortunately Reddit can provide some assistance.
Reddit is an open place where equality is freely distributed. But I say equality should only be for those who deserve it. Feel me?
Oh, Reddit. You magnificent, pointless beast. Why do you test me so? This week we chart the depths of hangry feels, and the representation of the female form, memed.
Gorge yourself on the procrastination-flavored pie that is Reddit, but don’t hate us afterwards. You picked up the fork.
Not every superhero wears a cape, but in the Gotham of Reddit, they have usernames. So, let us honor those who sacrifice themselves only for our gain. Well, that and upvotes.
Seeking inspiration from Reddit is like bathing with a toaster, but we’re doing it anyway.
Whoever it was that said, “When something can be defined, it loses meaning,” probably wasn’t referencing Reddit. Hooray for the Blurst!
Reddit … the weekend transport system of the Internet. You’re far too hungover to deal and the offerings are thin. Our one true love! Taxi!
Reddit is much like a food court with everything closed, save for that Kebab joint, but it’s 9:00 a.m. And that’s far too early for a kebab.
Oh, Reddit Fridays. It’s like that date you turn up on and eyeball the waiter instead. On the menu this week? Nose twerking. I know.