In an effort to contain the coronavirus, the CDC has enlisted an army of keyboard warriors named Karen.
Op-Ed: Dems Should Do the Sensible Thing and Nominate a Moderate Rapacious Psychopath
If we can get two right-wing billionaires sparring over the presidency from July to November, we’ll never stop amping that. Imagine the ratings!
Study Shows Keto, Vegan Diets Only Work If You Tell Everyone About It
According to a brand new study, certain types of diets only work if you bore everyone to death about them.
Local Influencer Contracts Radiation Sickness After Fukushima Photoshoot
It’s all gone wrong for one social media influencer after her photoshoot at Fukushima was spoiled by massive doses of radiation.
Measles Overjoyed That So Many People Are Giving It a Second Chance
The measles has taken to the internet, earnestly thanking the anti-vaccination crowd for giving it a second chance.
New Poll Shows “Karen” from Facebook More Credible than CDC, FDA, WHO
It’s official. Your mom’s friend Karen is more credible than government-funded medical professionals.
Mandy vs The House That Jack Built: When Cinema Becomes Ideological Killdozer
Jason Arment reviews the two movies Mandy and The House That Jack Built and distinguishes them as parody versus satire.
Study: Only Two Hours of Googling Required to Become an Expert
It’s official, it only takes two hours of Googling before you become an expert in whatever it is you’re arguing.
I Am So Offended by This Joke
Leo Daedalus endures the worst, most injurious jokes so you don’t have to. One joke even sent him to the hospital.
Top Ten Reasons Not to Vote
Leo Daedalus, tongue planted firmly in cheek, offers up the Top Ten reasons to not vote in this year’s elections.