It’s 2027, and we’re waking to meet a new day. The anti-vaxxers have won their battles against the vaccine, and the world is better for it.
Vulgar Chic: A Dissident’s Guide to Dictator Interior Design
If you happened to be a dictator, how would you design your office? Well, there are some important design basics you should be aware of.
Study: Men Who Rate Themselves a “Seven” Are a “Five” at Best
Thanks to the findings of a recent Australian study, it turns out that men who rate themselves a “solid seven” are actually barely a five.
Trump Has 99% Approval Rating Among Coronavirus
Donald Trump has finally won a popularity contest, as the coronavirus has given him a glowing review for his performance during the pandemic.
I’ve Had It With You Guys
I’ve had it with you guys. We should see other vernacular formulas. And now, like a carefree sociopathic widower, I’m excited to get out there and try new things.
Report: Scientists Already Hard at Work on 6G Technology, Considering Which Disease to Make It Cause
Emboldened by their success with the coronavirus, scientists the world over are debating which disease to spread with 6G technology.
Trump Recommends Taking a Bath With Toaster to “Zap Away” Coronavirus
Following the same logical rope as his bleach solution, Donald Trump has proffered another way to beat the coronavirus with simple household goods.
CDC to Create New “Department of Karens” to Help Fight Pandemic
In an effort to contain the coronavirus, the CDC has enlisted an army of keyboard warriors named Karen.
Study Shows Keto, Vegan Diets Only Work If You Tell Everyone About It
According to a brand new study, certain types of diets only work if you bore everyone to death about them.
Local Influencer Contracts Radiation Sickness After Fukushima Photoshoot
It’s all gone wrong for one social media influencer after her photoshoot at Fukushima was spoiled by massive doses of radiation.