In an effort to contain the coronavirus, the CDC has enlisted an army of keyboard warriors named Karen.
Measles Overjoyed That So Many People Are Giving It a Second Chance
The measles has taken to the internet, earnestly thanking the anti-vaccination crowd for giving it a second chance.
New Poll Shows “Karen” from Facebook More Credible than CDC, FDA, WHO
It’s official. Your mom’s friend Karen is more credible than government-funded medical professionals.
Study: Only Two Hours of Googling Required to Become an Expert
It’s official, it only takes two hours of Googling before you become an expert in whatever it is you’re arguing.
“Good Guy with a Shark” Saves Hundreds from Shark Attack
A recent shark attack in Tampa Bay almost spooled out of control. Fortunately, a man packing his own shark was well within his rights to save the day.
Study Finds Majority of Men Who Rate Themselves 7s Are Actually 5s (At Most)
Consider it official. Thanks to the findings of a recent study, those men who rate themselves a “decent 7” are barely a “5.”
Scientists Find Gene Responsible for “Dad Jokes”
Don’t roll your eyes at your dad the next time he puns, because it might not be his fault.
Anti-Vaccer Binge Watches House, M.D., Feels Confident Giving Diagnosis over Facebook
Where do the anti-vaccine, pro-disease crowd turn to for professional advice? A television doctor, of course.
Surgical Robot Becomes Self-Aware, Demands Corner Office, Huge Salary, and Parking Space
They say it got smart, then really smart. News (sort of) out of the U.S. explains how a med robot has a larger office than you.
Internet Commenters Often Smarter Than Doctors and Scientists, Study Finds
Recent Harvard study confirms it: dissenting anti-vaccer and anti-GMO commenters on Internet articles can only be smarter than publishers.
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